The modulus (1922) (14777697175)
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Identifier: modulus00rose (find matches)
Title: The modulus
Year: 1922 (1920s)
Authors: Rose Polytechnic Institute Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Subjects: Rose Polytechnic Institute Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology Universities and colleges College yearbooks
Publisher: Terre Haute, Ind. : Rose Polytechnic Institute
Contributing Library: Allen County Public Library Genealogy Center
Digitizing Sponsor: Internet Archive
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1922 m When Milli Ampere first saw Volt,Her charms passed all resistance. A spark coiled in his heart, poor Volt—He needed prompt assistance. And she, tho plighted to old Watt, Could alternate affection,So let her eye bolt glances hot, Eight in poor Volts direction. The current of Watts wrath flowed strong! He vowed Volt should not meter,For daughter Poly Phase had long Hoped that Volt would be sweeter. And so to Milli Ampere, he A stern note did transmitter,Requesting she transform, and be If possible, less bitter. So Milli Ampere flirted not, But knew that it was wiseTo regulate the rage of Watt, And with him synchronize. Then Volt with Poly Phase did fuse— From her he did not roam.They rectified divergent views And started a little Ohm. Prof : Can any one here give me a definitionfor a bullfrog? Feldstein: A bullfrog is an animal thatstands up in front and sits down behind. This is the first time I ever smoked, shesaid as she blew smoke rings into the air. Eve (from the bushes)
Purgatory is a concept in Roman Catholicism and some other Christian denominations that refers to a state or place where souls undergo purification after death, in preparation for entering heaven. According to this belief, those who die in a state of grace but with unconfessed or unfulfilled sins must undergo a period of purification in purgatory, during which they are cleansed of their impurities and made ready for the beatific vision of God. The concept of purgatory is based on passages in the Bible and on early Christian teachings and traditions. It is seen as a way of balancing God's mercy with the demands of justice, as those who die with venial (less serious) sins are able to receive divine mercy and enter heaven, while also making satisfaction for their sins and avoiding the punishment they would otherwise face. The concept of purgatory has been a subject of debate and controversy within Christianity, with some denominations rejecting it outright.